Beer Quotes

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemmingway

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
His reply: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Welhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry