A Heavenly Tour

This guy dies and goes up to the gatekeeper in heaven.

The gatekeeper says, "your new here so I'll show you around before I take you to your room."

So the guy agrees and they go for a walk. The gatekeeper starts pointing out all the sections of heaven.

"...And over here on your left we have the Jews, there on your right are the Buddists, and behind you are the Taoists,..." and on and on.

They kept walking and finally come up to a brick wall that is as tall and as wide as the guy can see. Behind the wall is a lot of laughing and cheering.

The guy looks at the gatekeeper and says, "What's on the other side of that wall?"

The gatekeeper snickers and says, "Oh that's the Catholics. They think they're the only ones up here."