Seminars For Women
Given By Men
Once again, the male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital status. Please note, homework is mandatory. Attendance in at least ten of the following courses is not mandatory.
- Entertain Your Man Like A Pole Dancer
- Combatting the Impulse to Nag
- You Can Change the Oil Too
- PMS - Learning to Sleep Over at Mother's
- How to Fill a Beer Mug
- We do not want Stationary for Christmas - PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
- Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
- How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
- Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone Other Than Him to Boss Around
- How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
- Get a Life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
- Balancing a Checkbook - Even You Can Get it Right
- You, the Whining Sex
- Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
- How to Stay Awake During Sex
- Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
- Shopping - Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
- #101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
- #102 It's OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
- If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
- How to Close the Garage Door
- If You Don't Want an Excuse, Don't Demand an Explanation
- Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
- How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
- Living Without Power Windows - How to Turn a Crank
- Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
- How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
- Putting On Something Sexy - Why it Won't Ruin Your Brain
- How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
- You Too Can Carry a Backpack
- Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who Complain About You the Most
- Apologizing for Farting When You're On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
- The Attainable Goal - Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
- Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel