Kitchen Wisdom

• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
• No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
• A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
• If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
• Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
• My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.