The FBI, CIA, LAPD and the rabbit

One day the President saw the national crime figures and decided something had to be done. He called in the FBI, the CIA and the LAPD and subject them to a test to see which agency would be most effective in fighting crime.

The assignment was that a rabbit would be released into a forest and they had to find it.

Well, the CIA started a covert operation and after two months they reported back that "there was definitely no rabbit and there was no evidence to support there had ever been a rabbit."

The FBI immediately surrounded the forest and tried to persuade the rabbit to surrender. After two weeks of negotiating they set the forest on fire, and it burned to the ground killing everything living in it. The FBI said, "the rabbit had it coming."

Several cops of the LAPD went into their forest and after two hours they came back with a raccoon all black and blue and screaming, "I confess! I confess! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"