Bumper Sticker Wisdom

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me!

I'm Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name...

Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On The Cloud Somewhere

"Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point."

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

Thank You For Smoking Pot.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Few women admit their age; few men act it.

I love cats ...they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.