Three Priests In A Railroad Station

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the counter was a very, very shapely lass...well-endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to see who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three tickets to titsburg....." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three three tickets to Pittsburg and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course, he fled.

Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "If you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the Pearly gates, St. Fingers going to shake his peter at you."