Pick-up Lines At Bars

Looking at you makes my beeper vibrate!

If I could be anything, I'd be your body lotion!

Your name must be Daisy because I'd like to plant you right here!

Your father must be a butcher, because you have two FINE pieces of meat right there!

I'm no glass of milk but I can still do your body good!

Does your dad work at Snapple? 'Cuz you are made from the best stuff on Earth!

Someone call the cops, it's illegal to look that good!

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.

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Comebacks For Pick-up Lines

M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.
M: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M: Oh, just cheap perfume then.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?

M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: You mean this isn't a nightmare?

M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.
M: Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE!

M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M: Really? You look more like a "Yield."

M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M: You're right. I was lying.

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.