Love Doggie Style

Two buddies were sharing drinks, while discussing their wives.

"Does your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.

"Well, no, not exactly. She's more into the 'trick dog' aspect of it," his buddy replied.

"Oh, I see! Man! Kinky, huh!?"

"Well, no, not at all. You see, it's like this.....

I sit up 'n' beg, then she rolls over and 'plays dead'."