Sign Fun

On a California freeway
Fine for Littering

In the window of an Atlanta clothing store
Sid's Pants is Open

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job

In a New York jewelry store
Genuine Fauz Pearls

In a Kansas City oculist's office
Broken Lenses Duplicated Here

In a Boston fast-food parking lot
Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only

Billboard on Florida highway
If You Can't Read, We Can Help

On the Triborough Bridge in New York
In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge

On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and minimart
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.

At the basketball court in a Gaston, North Carolina, YMCA
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended

On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine, restaurant
The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur

In a Grand Rapids restaurant
Half baked chicken

In a Dayton barbershop
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here

On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books