Dumb Criminals Rob A Bank
A gangster mob is deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing their next bank.
After several previous successful bank heists, they all agree on the way to go about the job, and in the wee hours of the following morning they embark on their plans to get rich yet again.
Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system got under way immediately.
The robbers were expecting one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, but were surprised (and happy) to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.
The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers were surprised to only find vanilla pudding.
"Well," said one robber to the next: "At least we got a bit to eat."
The second safe also contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and the process continued until all the safes were opened and there was not one single dollar, one diamond or one ounce of gold to be found.
All of the safes contained little containers of pudding.
Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortable full stomachs.
The following morning, a newspaper headline read: