Women T-shirt Saying

• Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
• Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
• Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
• I hate everybody, and you're next.
• And your point is...
• I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
• Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
• Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
• Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
• I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
• You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
• Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
• You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
• All stressed out and no one to choke.
• I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Sorry if I looked interested.
• I'm not. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.