Blonde Looking For Companion

There was a blonde on the beach, who had no arms and no legs.

A guy walked by and saw her crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asked.

She said, " It's my 23rd birthday and I've never been hugged."

So the man picked her up and hugged her, and then left.

He came by again and asked, "Why are you still crying, I gave you a hug?"

"Well, it's my 23rd birthday and I've never been kissed."

So the guy picks her up and kisses her, then he leaves.

The man comes back enraged, "Why are you still crying, I gave you a hug,a kiss, what else do you want?"

"It's my 23rd birthday and I've never been screwed," she whined.

So the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean.

"The hell with you,"he said. "Now you're screwed!"